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hellotailor: leupagus: We could sheep shift Lord Desmond’s...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:00:18 +0100

leupagus:

We could sheep shift Lord Desmond’s bed. You cut a little hole in his mattress and you stuff sheep dung inside. Then you sew up the hole and make his bed again. His room will stink, but he won’t know where it’s coming from.

BROT3 I AM JUST SAYING

crying

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:00:27 +0100

consultingsonic: superwholockmunity: i just find. it so weird that our, reading voice? obeys...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:00:18 +0100

consultingsonic:

superwholockmunity:

i just find. it so weird that our, reading voice? obeys instructions set! by little: squiggles and - dots even (if they) don’t make sense;

this makes me very angry

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:00:44 +0100

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:00:25 +0100

almost every popular tv show nowadays: white guy meets another white guy. they develop a strong bond and a complex relationship. fandom praises the writers for their contribution to queer representation even though the characters are textually straight and their misleading sexual subtext is played as an edgy thrill. the critics acclaim the show for the fresh portrayal of bromance between the leads even though male relationships have been the engines of western narratives since the ancient times. female secondary characters are disposed to advance dude brotimes and manpain. virtually no one points anything wrong about this.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 06:00:22 +0100

almost every popular tv show nowadays: white guy meets another white guy. they develop a strong bond and a complex relationship. fandom praises the writers for their contribution to queer representation even though the characters are textually straight and their misleading sexual subtext is played as an edgy thrill. the critics acclaim the show for the fresh portrayal of bromance between the leads even though male relationships have been the engines of western narratives since the ancient times. female secondary characters are disposed to advance dude brotimes and manpain. virtually no one points anything wrong about this.

rimkimginny: #oh robb #that’s your storyline in one sentence

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:00:36 +0100

rimkimginny:

#oh robb #that’s your storyline in one sentence

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:00:30 +0100

janneels: I’m going to summon Dean Winchester.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 06:00:41 +0100

janneels:

I’m going to summon Dean Winchester.

That was such a sweet dream, Sansa thought drowsily. She had...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 18:00:43 +0100

_{That was such a sweet dream,}_{Sansa thought drowsily. She had been back in Winterfell, running through the godswood with her Lady. Her father had been there, and her brothers, all of them warm and safe. If only dreaming could make it so…}

I’ve made my decision. And I’ve made mine.

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:00:41 +0100

I’ve made my decision. And I’ve made mine.

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 06:00:19 +0100

no wealth, no ruin, no silver, no goldnothing satisfies me like...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 18:00:42 +0100

_{no wealth, no ruin, no silver, no gold}
_{nothing satisfies me like your soul}

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:00:38 +0100

sandorsmanlytears: #these two women right here #let me tell you...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 06:00:17 +0100

sandorsmanlytears:

#these two women right here #let me tell you about these two #they both believed with all their hearts that knights were chivalrous #that there really was such a thing as honour #that the villains were clearly the villains #and right from wrong was always black and white #but then real life happened #and even though they were disillusioned #and they found out life was nothing like the songs #they didn’t give up and they didn’t give in #they did not become completely demoralized or malevolent #like so many others who are subjected to the game of thrones do #bc the thing is #sansa is still gentle and kind #just now she wears her courtesy as her coat of mail and never reveals her true feelings #bc she learned what happens when you trust and believe #and brienne is still trying to be the honourable knight #but realizes she’s one of the few honest and loyal oath keepers left #and she has seen the horrific deeds other “knights” have done #but now they are no longer the naive girls they once were #and they realize there is no black and white #there is only grey #but they choose to be the good in this corrupt world

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 18:00:43 +0100

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:00:46 +0100

sluglock: bergbath: there is gay erotic fanfiction about kirk and spock that is older than...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 06:00:19 +0100

sluglock:

bergbath:

there is gay erotic fanfiction about kirk and spock that is older than me

amazing

#what a time to be alive

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: keepcalm-andpartyyon: A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 18:00:54 +0100

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

Miscellaneous Musings Of A Rambling Geekette: areyoutryingtodeduceme: Things I know about Hannibal from my...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 12:00:22 +0100

Miscellaneous Musings Of A Rambling Geekette: areyoutryingtodeduceme: Things I know about Hannibal from my...:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

Things I know about Hannibal from my dash:

Will is terrified of deer, but obsessed with collecting stray dogs

seriously, I think he lives on a puppy ranch or something and he has like 200 dogs

Hannibal is probably a therapist or something but it would appear he’s…